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Posted by Layla Winterborne on Sunday, 21 March, 2010 @ 12:15 am

So…this hot ass hooker that I’ve never met IRL but whom I blog stalk incessantly and who I am sure would have me burying my face in her tittays upon meeting her, bestowed upon me MY FIRST FUCKING AWARD EVER!!!

(And ya’ll, seriously, look at how fucking cute it is.  IT’S GOT A MOTHERFUCKING CUPCAKE ON IT!)

So thank you to T from www.itsmymomenttoshine.com for my first award ever.  You have no idea how incredibly stoked I am.  (Also, be my girlfriend, k?)

Now for the rules:

1. When you have received this award, you must thank the person that awarded you this in the new post.

2. Name the 10 things that make you happy

I mean…he cuddles with me at night and he puts up with my bullshit…so, I guess he can stick around…  ;)

Now…for MY Winners:

1.  Liz over at http://www.itsunbeweavable.com/.  I’m totally not a fashion diva such as she, but she’s beautiful and seemingly down to earth and doesn’t make me want to yank out all of my hair while talking about fashion.  =)

2. Hanna Miet.  http://www.hannahmiet.com/ I have never met anyone who twists words so beautifully.

3. Allie from http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ Alright, ya’ll…does she really need an explanation?  Fucking hilarious!

4. Brittney from http://lamidge.com/ She’s so adorable…also a fellow Texan.

5. http://www.notthatkindofgirl.net/ I’m not sure if I ever did catch your name…but I totes read your blog every time you post and I love it.

6. http://heyjayka.blogspot.com/ Even though I’m pretty sure you already have this award, I’m giving it to you again, dammit.  BTW, I’m in love with your “Love Your Body” post.  It’s brave in a way in which most American women are cowardly.

7. Jill from http://pilgrimcongress.com/ I’m pretty sure that if we ever met, we’d either be totes besties or end up spitting sarcastic and slightly non-committal tongue lashings at each other.

8.http://hipstercrite.blogspot.com/ LOVE

9.http://christinacrizacked.blogspot.com/ I didn’t think that it was possible, but this lovely lady just may enjoy the macabre more than I do.

10.http://lovecommalisa.com This girl is totally sweet and adorable…plus she was one of the first to comment on my blog.  =)  Lisa, that’s something that I’ve never forgotten.

Alright, I love all of you fine bitches, but I think thats enough sap for me today.  I need to throw around some “Fuck You’s” and “Oh Shit’s” and perhaps have some rough sex in order to wash this sickly sweet taste from my mouth.  ;)